Philosophy From A Pimp

We went to a club tonight, like a dance club. There was a legit prostitute there. She went off with some sleazy British guy but her pimp gave us some advice. He said that life's too short to go home early. Then he yelled at some passersby, exclaiming that they were too posh to go and dance at his club. Then he tried to sell my friend weed. Needless to say it was a good night.