Fresh off the boat...already I have ravished a beautiful European girl into submission and drunk eighteen pints of Guiness. London is everything you'd think that it would be only better because I'm me.
On a side note, D and I also made sweet passionate love on the plane ride over, just to warm up. It was a great way to calm my nerves down for the flight, because nothing lulls me to sleep more than some great sex.
Leaving for Edinburgh in a few hours to claim my next victim(s). If anyone wants a snow globe or something like that just let me know so that I can tell you to go to hell.
Kittens and Candycanes,
Adam
2 comments:
By law, in London (proper), to "ravish" is to have someone point out that your fly is open.
Also "sex" can and does include sex with oneself.
M
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