Thursday, September 25, 2008

Society

There is a great art to stifling yawns. One must purse their lips discreetly, force the eyes to remain open and focused, and concentrate hard on keeping the body tense yet lucid. It is a necessary skill to master should you ever find yourself in the company of boring or otherwise damnable sophisticates and still hope to be well regarded by them, as one must in order to accomplish anything in today's society.

1 comment:

Jo Robinson said...

I just tried to stifle my own yawn and it was pretty difficult. You're sitting next to me and it's QUITE exciting.