Everything bad happens on Tuesday. If you've heard otherwise they are lying to you. I maintain we establish a revolution. Yes, friend, against Tuesday. Not that this Tuesday has been particularly disappointing--in fact I've quite enjoyed this one. But think of the terrors that next Tuesday could bring if it isn't stopped. Oh yes, my soul quakes at the mere mention of the horrible atrocities that this day is capable of. So remember, though every Tuesday may not hold bad happenings, everything bad happens on Tuesday.*
*The views of this blogpost do not necessarily reflect the feelings of the author. He might actually quite enjoy Tuesday for all you know.
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I do recall Tuesdays are Pizza Days, so they can't be all that bad.
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